BULL MARKET

SHIT IS GOING UP. 100% GAINS, 1,000% GAINS, 10,000% GAINS, 100,000% GAINZZZ, 1,000,000% GAINZ — YOU GET THE POINT

BEAR MARKET

SHIT IS GOING DOWN. BAD! -10, -50%, -100% GAINS— BACK TO WORK AKA BACK TO MY DAY JOB

WHALES

PEOPLE WITH 100+ BITCOIN, OR SOMEONE WHO CAN MOVE THE MARKET/MANIPULATE IT

NFT

NON-FUNGIBLE TOKEN, AKA YOU CREATE ART ON THE BLOCKCHAIN AND ADD A FANCY DIGITAL SIGNATURE. woooooo… not that interesting or special

CEX (CENTRALIZED EXCHANGE)

THINK OF SWAN BITCOIN, ROBINHOOD, COINBASE, CRYPTO.COM, FIDELITY, CASHAPP, ETC. THEY’RE REGULATED BY THE SEC (SECURITY EXCHANGES COMMISSION) AND THEY WILL PROTECT YOUR ASSETS UP TO $250,000.00 USD. IF YOU HAVE MORE THAN THAT, CONTACT ME OFFLINE.

ALT-COINS/SHIT-COINS/MEME-COINS

THIS IS ANYTHING… I REPEAT ANYTHING THAT IS NOT BITCOIN.

DEX (DECENTRALIZED EXCHANGE)

YOU CONNECT YOUR HOT OR COLD WALLET AND START TRADING. NO KYC (KNOW YOUR CUSTOMER) NEEDED. NO SOCIAL SECURITY #, NO EMAIL, NADA!

PUMP AND DUMP/RUGGED

VC (VENTURE CAPITALISTS OR PEOPLE) MAKE A COIN, RELEASE IT, AND SELL ALL THEIR COINS. WHAT DOES THIS DO? IT DILUTES THE MARKET, MEANING YOUR COINS ARE WORTHLESS.

D.Y.O.R.

DO YOUR OWN RESEARCH, YA DEGENERATE!